I would like a "doggy downer" about now. Shipment of bottles

Yay! My glass shipment just arrived! Ooh weeeeee! Bottles of different shapes, colors and sizes!
Noooooooo! They messed up the order AND the bottles, caps and rollers are dusty! My clean freakism over bottles has me very upset.
Time to dust, boil, sanitize, sort 320 items. :(
Headlines: Kaitlyn ni Donovan found snorting lavender and chamomile!
Then the article would go on saying I was found wandering the street with a bottle of home brewed wormwood quoting Poe. Alas never to be seen again.